Wow… 43mins To Spare

It’s 06:17 on Friday morning and here I sit with a fluffy fleecy dressing gown on and cup of tea cooling down on the arm of the sofa. I’ve got a some pasta boiling away in a pan in the kitchen and that right there is the most dire mistake I can make. Put pasta [...]

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Cabbage Soup Diet – Wednesday (Day 3)

Today was soup, fruit (except bananas) and vegetables (except potatoes). I started breakfast with strawberries, blueberries, mango, grapefruit and an apple, shortly followed by some of the new batch of ‘Creole’ cabbage soup I made last night. I also chased my initial cup of tea down with water and a bit later I exchanged a [...]

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Cabbage Soup Diet – Tuesday (Day 2)

Today was soup, any vegetables and baked potato day. Eating vegetables for breakfast wasn’t the most exciting thing I’ve ever done although I’ve eaten weirder food for breakfast so I didn’t completely turn my nose up as the first Mangetout slipped passed my lips. I managed 4 bowls of soup today and I also did an [...]

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Cabbage Soup Diet – Monday Day 1

So Monday was my first day on the diet. WOW! I’m blown away by how wrong I had this plan.. and not literally ‘blown away’ either so let me go ahead and address that point. NO GAS.. That’s right, so far I’ve had no gas at all. Do you know how many opportunities to wrestle [...]

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Time For Another Challenge…

So… brought to you by the same curiosity that drove the trial of the ’100 Push Up Challenge’.. Foxsden is doing ‘The Cabbage Soup Diet’. Now, I’m fully aware: There will be those of you that know me and just shake your head in disbelief at the absurdity of reading this. There will be those [...]

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Random Items

In the space of 2 hours and 20 minutes whilst riding my bike today I saw the following random items: A spoon A shoe A cigarette packet A dead Pheasant A dirty item of clothing A magazine A dolls head A broken ‘For Sale’ sign A plastic carrier bag A cabbage For a moment I [...]

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I Feel Free…

The things you own end up owning you. It’s only after you lose everything that you’re free to do anything.

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Driving, thinking, singing

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Welcome Home Now Fuck Off

You had a good night. You laughed. You drank. You ate. You forgot. You get home. The porch light blinds you as you stumble into the driveway, over the uneven drain cover and the gravel. You unlock the front door, checking to the right to ensure no one is hiding in the bushes ready to [...]

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Deafening Silence

I awoke from my sound sleep without opening my eyes, my head embedded in a cushiony cave between the weighty feather pillow and puffy mattress topper. I lay there in the blackness without moving. Warm, comfortable, a sleepy dead weight, listening to the familiar constant tonal surround sound squeal of Tinnitus in my ears, when all of [...]

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