A Day Of Stern Letter Writing…

Dear Town Near Me – YOU CAN JOIN THE GYM IN MONTHS OTHER THAN JANUARY YOU KNOW. Dear Spin Class – Why come if you’re not going to put some bloody effort in? Dear Man In A Van – If it was so important for you to be in front of me why didn’t it [...]

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Not F*kin Funny

You know what’s worse than a clown? A clown making those little animals out of twisted up balloons. You know what’s worse than a clown making those little squeaky balloon animals? A clown making little balloon animal fuckers just on the other side of a restaurant I’m trying to eat my dinner in. Do you [...]

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A Crappy Start To A Good End

No format to this one…. not so much in the mood for writing as I am getting thoughts out of my head. Went to work at our head office today which is in the nearest town – Ipswich. I had a meeting scheduled with one of my team for 10am. As I sat chatting through [...]

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AAAGGGGHHHHH EBAY!

So I sent them the first email back at the end of March complaining the item I bought was fake and that I wanted the transaction cancelled. They replied ‘we’re sorry you haven’t received your item’ Me: ‘No.. it’s not that I haven’t received it… I’ve found out it’s fake, I don’t want it’ Ebay: [...]

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Beko DRVS 62 W Tumble Dryer

This has to be possibly THE most boring thing I’ll have ever blogged about. But I’m so fucking frustrated by this gutless, underpowered piece of shit of a *dryer* (and I use that term loosely)  that I just can’t go on anymore without ranting it out to the rest of the world in the hopes [...]

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Reportedly Germpulsive

I’ve just woken up with a sore feeling down one side of my throat which immediately cast my mind back to yesterday when I sat in a course on Crystal Reports XI with a trainer who repeatedly sneezed into both hands then used the mouse on my computer. One year I had so many colds [...]

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Having A Whale Of A Time

See.. this is why I don’t DO NEWS! I don’t know what to be more ranty about this week. The fact that it’s national (and probably international) news that Cheryl Cole has finally discovered a brain cell and decided that before she lets that pathetic overpaid, slimy sleeze bag of a *husband* degrade her any [...]

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iReinvention Of The Wheel… perhaps?

iPad? What? I love Apple, I think my MacBook is great. In terms of operating systems I’d take MAC OSX over Windows any day. Apple know how make things that flow nicely, that work how you want them to work, how you’d instinctively try to make something work if you didn’t know how it worked [...]

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PMS Has A Lot To Answer For

I’ve been a bit of a bastard today. It all started so well where I woke up early and felt awake. The house was lovely and warm so I didn’t get grumpy getting showered and dressed in the cold and I even convinced myself to bike to work since it looked a nice morning. Deciding [...]

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Continuing On The Angry Theme

List of people to push off the edge of the earth when I find the edge: Those who refer to their iPhone as their ‘iPhone’ instead of calling it A PHONE. Because that just wouldn’t make you sound important enough would it? Don’t get me wrong – I like iPhones and let me also partially [...]

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