Welcome Home Now Fuck Off

You had a good night. You laughed. You drank. You ate. You forgot. You get home. The porch light blinds you as you stumble into the driveway, over the uneven drain cover and the gravel. You unlock the front door, checking to the right to ensure no one is hiding in the bushes ready to [...]

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Deafening Silence

I awoke from my sound sleep without opening my eyes, my head embedded in a cushiony cave between the weighty feather pillow and puffy mattress topper. I lay there in the blackness without moving. Warm, comfortable, a sleepy dead weight, listening to the familiar constant tonal surround sound squeal of Tinnitus in my ears, when all of [...]

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Gotta Come Back As Something Less Frantic…..

Photoshop Handsome – ‘Everything Everything’ I didn’t like this when I first heard it, but it’s a grower. Since I’ve heard it a few more times I’ve found myself humming the tune repeatedly.

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Jewelry

So I’m supposed to be fixing the toilet right now after the incident where the freshwater fill valve in the cystern didn’t close and it ended up pissing gallons of fresh water out of the overflow at the side of the house – while I was away in America.  Fortunately someone saw it within hours [...]

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A Day Of Stern Letter Writing…

Dear Town Near Me – YOU CAN JOIN THE GYM IN MONTHS OTHER THAN JANUARY YOU KNOW. Dear Spin Class – Why come if you’re not going to put some bloody effort in? Dear Man In A Van – If it was so important for you to be in front of me why didn’t it [...]

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Every Day Ought To Be A Bad Day For You

Darwin Deez – Bad Day – Jake Bullit Remix I wish I’d written this song……

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Back To Reality, Oh Here Comes Gravity

I have finally returned to the UK from two months away in the US. The trip was everything I hoped for and so much more. I’ve bounced back healthier, happier, fitter and hugely energised ready to crash into the new year head on and work towards the goals and plans I’ve decided for myself. 2011 [...]

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