So Cam is playing ‘Just Cause 2′ on Xbox 360 and discovers the Mile High Club which is a platform suspended in the sky by a couple of massive airships, where he finds a strip club with two (thankfully bikini clad) girls dancing on stage around a pole.

At this point I’m all head in hand looking just like Gordon Brown when he hears the playback of himself calling a little old lady supporter ‘Bigoted’.. Got that picture? Yeah, that’s me right about this time.

Just at the point my brain is processing the fact he’s happy with it being ‘The Mile High Club’ purely because it’s a ‘club one mile above the ground’, he spins around on the chair and says ‘MUM check it out – watch me grabble hook the girls together’ and at the press of a button proceeds to fling some sort of spidey hook rope thing out of his avatars wrist which wraps around the girls and flings them both off the stage. He then sits there giggling hysterically at me.

Something somewhere here hints that I am probably not a great parent.