Taking The Piss
12/01/09
I had to ditch the Running Club sprinting session briefly this evening to answer the dire and URGENT call of nature. Unfortunately in my haste to get to the end of THE LONGEST PISS IN THE WORLD whilst squatting in a patch of woodland between a main road and an office block – trying to dodge car headlights and nighttime dog walkers, I managed to pee on the back of my trousers and partly in my shoe. Thank goodness they were black trousers and it was dark. What’s that? More info than you needed?
Well at least you don’t have to worry about that athletes foot anymore!
No, it’ll probably turn into trench foot now.
At least it didn’t turn into a poo with all that pushing going on to hurry it up. Now THAT would’ve been a major problem. Hehehe.
My running partner is the one who ends up diving in the bushes with runners shits! Makes me laugh.
it’s things like this that i’m positive we’re related and proud of it!
There’s no getting away from it!
But is your club kit fluoro yellow with reflective bits? Very hard to pee inconspicuously in a Cosmic top…
Yes, it is. VERY fluro yellow with lots and lots of bright reflective panels all over it. I’m sure I looked like the north star squatting in the trees!