Warning: Pastey White Skin To Be Shown

The coming summer is ‘odds on for a barbecue summer’, according to long-range forecasts. Summer temperatures across the UK are likely to be warmer than average and rainfall near or below average for the three months of summer. Chief Meteorologist at the Met Office, Ewen McCallum, said: “After two disappointingly-wet summers, the signs are much [...]

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Dental Sedation

I have no shame admitting I’m a big stupid gaybar when it comes to visiting the dentist. Funnily enough I don’t like someone holding drills and other spikey metal tools in my mouth where I can’t pull my head any futher away. That horrible surprise shock when they pick away at something on your tooth [...]

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Naked Lady On A Bike

This is good fun.. my favourite has to be ‘BUM’. Clicky and have a go!

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Wishing Nasty Things On Shitty People

To the useless, society spongeing cretin that tried to steal my Little Brothers motorbike and didn’t succeed because he secured it with something that couldn’t be snipped with some wire cutters and so out of a cruel act of spitefullness because you couldn’t get your way you decided to cut every visible pipe in the [...]

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Is It Fun Yet?

That was a shitty week. It started off with Napoleon the Clownfish getting sick and dying before I could blink. Then Tina the Clownfish went down with something equally as horrid which began eating away at her body. I had to scramble around every available fish shop in the area to gather different treatments and [...]

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Recuperating In The Polyps

What a horrid week. Last week I noticed some greyish patches on Tina’s (pictured left) tail. She was swimming around, eating well and diving in and out of her favourite clump of Orange Button Polyps so I didn’t think too much of it. Infact in the beginning I couldn’t actually tell properly if they were [...]

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Peace Shattered

Do you see the time of this post? It should say 06:43AM. That’s right, not the crack of dawn but the crack of MY dawn in where I enjoy an hour of peace and quiet from about 06:30 onwards before any other noisy bugger that gets up. Except this morning Wil has already got up [...]

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The New ‘Mazda Migraine’

I think it was ‘migraine panic’ that made me stop Wil walking me back through the market to the car when I got struck with one of my migraines yesterday. We were browsing around ‘The UK’s Largest Model Shop’ at Snetterton. It’s the sort of fight or flight reaction I get when that first tiny [...]

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Get Out Of My Way, I’m Fabulous…

Thanks to Suburban Mum

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Made Me Laugh…

Wil and I were sat in the food court at Chapelfields Shopping Centre in Norwich yesterday, eating baked potatoes when Wil remarked at how he liked the full sleeve tattoo the guy sat behind me was sporting. I picked my moment and subtly craned my neck around to have a look, returning to face Wil [...]

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