Remember recently when I blogged about how weirdy people were finding my blog by typing in ‘Carol Vordermans Tits’? Yeah? Well, I logged on this morning and found one weirdo thrashing about in the net. Or should I say ‘on the net’ because wait a minute – if anyone ever needed to “get a life [...]

Back in the day I remember we had summer. The long weeks of the school summer holiday were plagued with misery from burning myself so bad at that damn open air swimming pool that I spent the following week stuck to my sheets while my skin slid off my body into my bed. Only to [...]

I haven’t forgotten, it’s just delayed. I’ll get to it when I can drag my infesibly large biceps into position.

Cameron has developed this little wart on the top of his left hand and although I offered to get him some wart remover he declined, that is until it got bigger and caused a child at cub camp to start referring to him as ‘Wart Boy’. All of a sudden Cam was so desperate to [...]

DON’T TALK ABOUT MIGRAINE REMISSION CLUB! Feeling on top of the world was I? Had no migraines for 7 months had I? HOW DOES 2 IN A WEEK SOUND THEN LITTLE MISS ‘ON TOP OF THE WORLD’. If ever someone calls me bitter or miserable again just recall this moment in time which is the [...]

Does the term ‘Social Networking’ make you bring up a little bit of sick in the back of your throat like when you’ve jumped about too much after a big meal and a bottle of pop and then hiccup’d? Yeah me too. I just read Jokers post on AdSuck and completely related with his frustration [...]

I feel on top of the world today. Not wishing to jinx myself here but its been 7 months since my last migraine, if I make it a year I will be overjoyed. The sun has been shining which is fantastic and guaranteed to put one in a good mood – I’m happiest when I’m [...]